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Honey Nut Cheerios Future by ~Orange-Ratchet:iconOrange-Ratchet:



(Cut to a scene where Danglars and Tybalt were at the breakfast table, enjoying their favorite cereal, Honey Nut Cheerios, when all of a sudden, a portal opened up.  Danglars and Tybalt looked up, and saw a robotic bee come out of it.)

Robotic bee:  Greetings, this is a message from the future.  Do you like the taste of Honey Nut Cheerios?

(Danglars and Tybalt nodded.  All of a sudden, the robotic bee used his laser eyes to make the Honey Nut Cheerios box and their bowls disappear.)

Danglars:  HEY!

Robotic Bee:  Well, in the future, we made Honey Nut Cheerios even better!

Tybalt:  GIVE US BACK OUR CEREAL!

Robotic Bee:  There is more real honey flavor, and more real almond flavor!

Danglar:  Do we care about almond flavor?  NO!  Give us back our Honey Nut Cheerios!

Robotic Bee:  We have... Honey Nut Cheerios Future!

(The Robotic bee then summons a blue box that had the same attributes as the Honey Nut Cheerios box, except this one had the robotic bee on it, and the word 'Future' on the box.  Danglars and Tybalt frowned as they pushed the box off the table.)

Tybalt:  We don't care!  Give us back our cereal!

(All of a sudden, the box appeared again, much to Danglars and Tybalt's surprise.)

Robotic Bee: But wouldn't you like to know it has twice the amount of fiber?

Danglars: (puts the cereal box under the table)  WE DON'T CARE!

(All of a sudden, the box appeared again, and Tybalt was so mad that he threw the box over his shoulder.)

Robotic Bee:  And it has over the triple amount of extra wholesome...

Tybalt:  WE DON'T GIVE A HOOT!  GIVE US BACK OUR HONEY NUT CHEERIOS RIGHT NOW!

(The box then got back on the table again.)

Robotic Bee:  But it also has fifty times the amount of carbohydrates.

(Danglars slowly pushed the box over to the side.)

Danglars:  I don't think you're getting the picture.  We don't care.

Robotic Bee:  Buuuuuuuuut...

(box appears again near Tybalt's hands.)

Robotic Bee:  It can even reduce your cholestorel!

Tybalt: (sighs)  Should you tell him or should I?

Danglars: (puts box under the table)  Let's both do it.

Tybalt:  Listen, futuristic bee, there's something you don't understand.  It's always a tradition at breakfast that Orange-Ratchet and all the human original characters have Honey Nut Cheerios for breakfast every day.  He has been eating them when he was thirteen.

Danglars: He was raised on his teenage years on them.  He ate them almost every week day morning of his life.  They hold certain sentimetal value for us.

Tybalt:  We don't want that taken away.  So please, PLEASE, give us back our Honey Nut Cheerios.

(Danglars, Tybalt and the bee were silent.  Danglars and Tybalt smiled as they thought they got through to the bee... but then the Honey Nut Cheerios Future box appeared again.)

Danglars and Tybalt:  GAH!

(Tybalt's hand shook as he put the HNCF box under the table.)

Robotic Bee:  But don't you know that Honey Nut Cheerios Future has all the essential vitamins, calcium, iron, thiamin, riboflavin, niacin, Folic Acid, phosphorus, magnesium, zinc, nickel, copper, gold, silver, platinum, and potassium?

(Danglars and Tybalt chuckle.)

Danglars:  We want our Honey Nut Cheerios, idiot...

(Danglars and Tybalt then pulled out their weapons, a dagger for Danglars and a sword for Tybalt.)

Tybalt:  ...AND YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE IT TO US!

Robotic Bee:  You underestimate my appearance, ones of the past...

(The Robotic Bee then used his laser to make the dagger and sword disappear.  The Robotic Bee then grew ten times as strong and really, REALLY big!  Danglars and Tybalt were surprised.)

Robotic Bee:  See what happens when you have Honey Nut Cheerios Future?

(The Robotic Bee then used guns, lasers and mallets to kick Danglars and Tybalt's butts.  Danglars and Tybalt easily got dizzy.  As they were close to fainting, the robotic bee then went back to normal as he teleported the Honey Nut Cheerios Future box.)

Robotic Bee:  Honey Nut Cheerios Future.  A toasted whole grain made of honey and... oh who am I kidding?  THere's nothing special in there!  We just gave the cereal box a new paint job, a new mascot, which is me, and we just put the word Future on the box.  So, it's basically the same as Honey Nut Cheerios of this day!  Sorry, men.  No hard feelings?

(Danglars and Tybalt responded by a little bit of an 'Uh' and fainted.)

Robotic Bee:  Honey Nut Cheerios Future.  Part of a good breakfast!
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Author's Comments

A bit of a parody of the Nostalgia Critic's Cheerio Commericial. BTW, Honey Nut Cheerios name is owned by General Mills.

Yep, this is basically a commercial where a robotic bee tries to get Danglars and Tybalt to enjoy Honey Nut Cheerios Future. After their denial, the Robotic Bee shows them his way.

Danglars and Tybalt are owned by me, sorry fellas if I had to torment you in this commercial.

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